If you consider yourself a true fashionista, any phrase starting with the words “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away” will have you waking up screaming in the middle of the night. How far exactly is it from that little vintage shop where you go scouting every Sunday before brunch? And, even more unnerving – how long ago has it been designed? Anything before last Spring’s Fashion Week, you might just lose a few hundred Instagram followers, no matter how many pics of Starbucks pumpkin lattes you post to redeem yourself. You just got a taste of the Dark Side. But fear no more: geek is now…